Luke Wenke mailed this letter (Document #121) to the federal judge overseeing his cyberstalking/probation violation case in April of 2024. Certain members of Wenke’s camp chronically downplay how terrifyingly obsessed with me Luke Wenke is, so I highlighted creepy statements about myself in yellow. General stupidity worth pointing out, including Wenke’s arguably inhumane beliefs and the abhorrent level of disrespect that the authorities (for whatever reason) tolerate from him, is highlighted in blue.
Just to put the disturbing nature of Luke Wenke’s obsession with me and my personal life into context, I’ve been divorced from my ex-husband (whom he mentions several times in this letter) for 13 years. Luke Wenke also mentions a man (marked “Katie’s ex-boyfriend” in the letter) whom I dated for two months in 2013. Yup, 12 years ago, and the relationship (if you even want to call it that) was a mere blink of an eye in the grand scheme of things.
I don’t have any issues with these men, contrary to Luke Wenke’s clear insinuation that he believes there’s bad blood (as evidenced by his urging the judge to summon my ex-husband’s “testimony” to my supposedly promiscuous and gold-digging ways). I don’t even think about these guys, because I haven’t spoken with either one of them in well over a decade. By now, I would imagine that they’re long over any upsetting aspects of our break-ups (Luke Wenke seems to forget that most people get over shit like that and move the fuck on, because we understand that it’s abnormal to obsess over someone for years on end).
Either way, it’s extremely fucking stalker-like and disturbing that Luke Wenke fixates on people from my past who aren’t even fleeting memories to me.
Luke Wenke – #121
April 1st, 2024
To read a typed version of the letter, scroll past the PDF viewer.
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #121
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 1
[UPPER MARGIN: Read very slowly while staring at each other with your eyes open and then say out loud ‘Duh duh duh we are all a bunch of douchebag know it all Harvard Ivy League prep school motherfuckers, and then replace cocaine with mental health meds from Horizons and have fun!]
This court is definitely a disappointment to United States District Court Judge John Sinatra’s professional interest. First thing we know, his court statement request that we all get together in court again a month after the psychiatrist was approved at the end of January has expired unopened. Next thing we know, nobody has taken it upon themselves to figure out how to just get the Biden administration to right away before the end of the year exalt him into a U.S. Appeals Court Judge position and have a private sector interest ready to serve as the newly created position’s (without requiring any pre-existing U.S. Appeals Court Judge to retire, that is) tax base so Congress can appropriate the funds accordingly. A Donald Trump appointed federal district judge then becoming a Joe Biden appointed U.S. Appeals Court Judge in a very divided period of American history is definitely what’s needed to help us realize the first Italian U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice for the first time ever.
I absolutely saw a commercial on TV of a Biden/Obama fundraiser for Gaza interests with Stephen Colbert and others. They all had the laser red boogaloo bar over their eyes. Charleston, South Carolina resident Elexya [last name] (suspected biological mother to Benjamin Ryan [last name]’s two children) says ‘divine timing’ in times like these.
We need to help the Biden mafia get rich cleaning up Delaware’s scrap metal so Delaware will look nice for all the Atlantic Ocean sailboat travelers coming in from across the pond to go to Sasha and Malia’s extremely woke ayahuasca beach resort. Ayahuasca is findable at Rythmia in Costa Rica and it is the cure to cancer and Crohn’s Disease. My registered Democrat voter first cousin twice removed Bob Giardini is a millionaire junkyard owner findable at…”
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 2
“[UPPER MARGIN: Hello, this could very possibly and legally be Katie [last name] forging Luke Wenke’s print handwriting and smudging copies of his fingerprints I am getting from my soon to be audited/suspected employer [Victim-1]. I, Katie [last name], confess to licking molly off my hand in my Brooklyn apartment June 2014 with a sober Luke Wenke sitting next to me (doing absolutely nothing physical to me, might I add, due to his irratic off the chart Richter scale record breaking homosexual tendencies) while a cat walked by observing the occasion.
…[address] in Allegany, N.Y. His neighbor across the street is on the village board and found a way to shutdown his junkyard last year. So we will deflect his Allegany business int Orleans County, which very clearly needs an enhanced tax base so it can afford more than one county judge I told the New York Commission On Judicial Conduct about. We will win land off the Orleans County tax auction and transport all of Delaware’s scrap metal up here. We will tax the billion dollar scrap metal junkyard of Orleans County shipping in as much scrap metal as possible from skyscrapers in cities all across America to house these migrants in. We will make immigrants from Gaza work at a Chick-Fil-A conveniently placed by the billion dollar junkyard, and we will build a Y.W.H.A. next door to the Chick-Fil-A for charity reasons. All of Delaware’s and everyone in this court’s problems will be deflected and taxable in Orleans County where nobody goes anyways. The billion dollar scrap metal junkyard in Orleans County will be the tax base needed to finance U.S. Appeals Court Judge John Sinatra’s new office right by Lake Ontario, and a scrap metal transfer and collection center/Sasha and Malia’s woke ayahuasca beach house both will be the tax base needed to pay for U.S. Appeals Court Judge Barack Obama’s new office right by the ocean.
I think Donald Trump should pick Liz Cheney to be his 2024 running mate. I am sure that any Donald Trump appointed federal district judges out there seeking to become Joe Biden’s appointed U.S. Appeals Court Judges would have a great time telling Joe Biden right to his face that the Trump and Cheney factions of the Republican party need to live and work together the same way I was told I need to learn to do the same way back in October. Joe Biden would agree, make a public statement over…”
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 3
[UPPER MARGIN: I would like to [illegible] all parties involved in an order of protection situation that the potential for lying and all other kinds of unwelcome petty drama are absolutely liable to happen due to the nature of the history of every last order of protection situation I have heard about while like this. Time to follow through on all other helpful cues I wrote for this court to help minimize and solve this.]
…the issue, and then I would right away live and work together with Joe Biden and publicly endorse Joe Kennedy for Libertarian National Chairman once it becomes a P.A.C. since I am the permanently former Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman.
I know Larry Sharpe. He responded to my texts when I got back home from Allenwood. He knows Gary Johnson. If Gary Johnson will be happy as anybody’s U.S. Ambassador to Brazil from 2025-2029, this here court just got closer to checkmate for anybody’s and everybody’s interests. Take a seat Joe Kennedy, this very federal court right here has immediate access and the ability to subpoena people like my cousin Paul Kenyon and Kevin Bartholomew’s friend Carl Paladino and Larry Sharpe’s friend Gary Johnson. Andrew and Krystie from the Buffalo F.B.I. remember me sending them Larry Sharpe’s home address in 2023. State senator George Borrello has met Larry Sharpe and this court knows I know George Borrello.
This court, this very federal court, with it’s power to subpoena and it’s power to suppress evidence and what have you, just hit the jackpot. This very federal court has the ability to produce a picture of Gary Johnson with a red laser bar over his face because no matter who wins in 2024, from 2025-2029 he could be the U.S. Ambassador to Brazil helping move all those Chinese factories into Brazil since Brazil’s minimum wage is lower than China’s. He could save the rainforest by replacing Amazon Rainforest logging companies with Walmart iphone cover factories. Take a seat Cornel West and Joe Kennedy the both of you, for this very federal court has the singlehanded ability to make U.S. Ambassador to Brazil Gary…”
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 4
“[UPPER MARGIN:State Senator George Borrello used to text me about his comic book and Marvel franchise fascination. There is much more to Luke Wenke than using his eyeballs to look at government officials and form politically oriented opinions on them. Somebody needs to know that especially after seeing no significant other on his Wikipedia April 2023 when I got home; don’t say I didn’t warn you about Katie [last name]’s financially devastating man seduction tactics. Ask [Katie’s ex-boyfriend].]
…Johnson a thing no matter who wins in 2024.
So it is a violation of Equal Protection Under The Law if the U.S. Supreme Court does not have a public defender’s office like lower level federal courts do. The inevitable first Italian U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice’s salary will be raised once we tax all the shipping companies for Dr. Aubrey de Gray’s Methuselarity factories in Brazil. Dr. Aubrey de Gray had his own Covid criminal court story in 2021 similar to Danny Masterson’s. All those Methuselarity factories in Brazil will help the inevitable first Italian U.S. Supreme Court Justice really push that ‘life term as a judge’ stuff to the limits as well as all those shipping companies’ tax dues enhancing his ‘for life’ salary.
Barack Obama commuted a transsexual named Chelsea Manning’s sentence down before leaving office in 2017. All those Democratic party donating U.S. Supreme Court lawyers out there ready to overturn something in the name of raising the bar for interstate orders of protection are probably out there going to that Gaza-themed fundraiser trying to Conspire to work for Hamas. That’s not woke, that’s against the law. We’d better get ready to potentially subpoena that U.S. Supreme Court lawyer so they can make sure the inevitable first Italian U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice can listen in on that Gaza-themed fundraiser. We’ll let Gary Johnson tell Joe Biden who he should commute in 2025. Will it be Ross Ulbricht?
What is Katie [last name] doing out there these days with a key to my house and that picture of me street entertaining in Vegas in 2021 both…”
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 5
[UPPER MARGIN: “Electric rubber” is [illegible]. His real name is Matthew Atkinson and he is from Sheffield, UK. His technology is equal to Egypt’s ankhing. It took 400 years for Israel to technically be sovereign from Egypt. The War of 1812 to 2212=400 years. So yes, lesson learned. There is no such thing as Confederate Viking royalty. Electricrubber’s technology over Benjamin [last name]’s 15 seconds of Curt Devine CNN fame.]
…at the same time? Is she out there screaming and lying over recorded phone lines still with Frank Passafiume before slamming the phone down on him? We need to put an end to her life drama by issuing a subpoena to Chuck Schumer’s friend Olean Common Council President John Crawford into the courtroom so he and his friend my father can help Katie get the biggest blighted house the City of Olean has to offer. Then we will subpoena the Amish’s help into the courtroom so they can do the manpower needed to fix that house through a Housing and Urban Development loan signable in court. Is Katie still lying to the [city] Police about license plates my father turned in and is she still practicing forging my handwriting? Her Salamanca based ex husband [ex-husband’s name] can absolutely testify to the fact that Katie’s love affairs with Cattaraugus County Police Officer [name] are just as comparable to whatever she is doing with Olean Police Officer [name] and [Probation] both off the recorded police documentation’s radar. Hopefully Katie isn’t having law enforcement cooperation connecting with Orleans County Jail corrections officers practicing forging my handwriting calling them statements in court over letter from this jail. I can absolutely confirm that this letter is from me. Or can I?
Glad to hear over the recorded phone line that my almost 98 year old World War Two cousin Ray McClure of Wellsville is still alive. We need to find a way to make my father finally answer somebody’s phone call so he can testify to the fact that Ray’s beekeeping abilities need U.S. Dept. of Agriculture attention. It doesn’t take illegally voting in Florida to get my father to answer to his extraordinary Supertel…”
Luke Wenke #121 – Page 6
“[UPPER MARGIN: So yes, in conclusion to me (or legally potentially someone else at this point in the game) [illegible] details for this case over letter in addition to my subnotes at the top, this is the longest I’ve ever been sober my whole life since age 21. [Name] is in here with his felony DUI conviction claiming on paper he can’t appeal it calling himself an addict while making hooch. Hooch is not hard to make as I’ve learned but it is stupid. Smirnoff is better than Hooch. Time for especially Katie, on top of the others I haven’t even met face to face, to get over this bullshit so we can make hooch at Katie’s promised Olean house.]
…debt right in the courtroom, which holds back his ability to do anything to amplify Ray’s beekeeping abilities.
Back to me. My mother teaches piano and she always had an issue with students’ parents who force their young children to take meds if they have A.D.H.D. the so called disease because it always made her students fall asleep during their lessons. Glad I am in my 30s and have a legal right to refuse that garbage. My mother says on recorded phone lines that she wants Trump in 2024.
Michael Regan is in this jail talking to his kids directly on the phone while he sits on the floor of his private room. An Orleans County Jail corrections officer walked by I heard congratulating Michael [last name] for having a redhead legal assistant help him with his Freedom To Assemble rights with his kids. I don’t know the name of the corrections officer who said that about the redhead whose name I also do not know but reasonable suspicion to believe the redhead is from [city]. I also don’t know who tossed Jay Ovsiovitch’s office address into Michael Regan’s private room.
Definitely looking forward to seeing Frank Passafiume face to face again for the first time since January. I think Buffalo private firms should look into hiring him and an attorney of his choosing and giving the both of them higher salaries. My mother’s new Salamanca 1980s restaurant needs lawyers’ help getting a liquor license so Doordash drivers can deliver alcohol to Salamanca based [Katie’s ex-husband] ex-wife since she likes to drink wine at a laptop forging people’s handwriting with Olean Police Officer [last name].”