Luke Wenke of Olean, New York mailed this letter from the Niagara County Jail to the Buffalo federal courthouse in March 2025. In it, he:

• Spews abhorrent, baseless, and indescribably ignorant anti-Semitic filth

• Rambles about his own unique (and very bizarre) brand of religion

• Brags, for the umpteenth time, about his deceased grandmother briefly serving as the Justice of the Peace for the town of Carrollton, New York (current population: 1,214) decades ago

• Entertains his fantasy about getting one of the psychological experts who testified about his mental health fired for medical malpractice

• Reminisces warmly about how he used to bond over a shared interest in fascist Italian dictator Benito Mussolini with an elderly man (I think a distant relative or family friend)

• Mentions Tops Supermarket shooter Payton Gendron

• Nags the court to get a Christian Bible to a Chinese inmate to “help him learn English,” hopes to chum up to said inmate because he believes the man can help obtain a flying car to donate to the Olean Police Department

Luke Wenke – Letter #189
March 25^th 2025

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To read a “transcribed” version of this letter, scroll past the PDF viewer. 🙂

Luke Wenke #189 – Page 1

“This is my first ever letter to this courtroom ever from Niagara County Jail where I was 3 years ago, where I was a month ago, and I still am today. So yes hello hello hello to the courtroom of John L. Sinatra Jr., somebody who I’ve absolutely never been face to face with in my entire life unlike failed 2010 candidate for NY Governor Carl Paladino, who never became a billionaire so he’ll have to make some bold moves if he plans on becoming one before turning 90.

Jews are the reason why Carl lost in 2010. They made him read from a pre-written script where they made him say homosexuality is an abomination. Carl is a good American who understands WWII history and why America beat the Vatican’s prior endorsement of Auschwitz. We are 15 years later now and it turns out Jerusalem is for Jesus, not Benjamin Netanyahu. Wow put that one on a shirt and get ready for Linda McMahon 2028 since The Simpsons predicted a woman after Donald Trump. I wish I could write Linda McMahon and tell her thank you for her Genesis 32:22 contribution to America. I would also tell her I absolutely never read a Bible my entire life until these last 3 years. If she started advocating that the U.S. Dept. of Education is prepared to issue a federal mandate requiring that all schools must teach the Bible or risk losing federal funding, suddenly Republicans would want her in that position until 2028 as opposed to outright abolishing it. WWE officially has Halliburton beat. If the Salamanca City School District has an issue with that mandate, do remind them that Mormons are the most native american friendly Christians. Jews don’t even accept the Prophet Muhammed. I accept the Prophet Muhammed as higher ranking than Moses. Every Old Testament character leading up to Jesus provides a leniency factor for all descendants of Adam and Eve. Moses wasn’t allowed to stand in a particular spot while the burning bush broadcasted Skype calls from Jehovah. Meanwhile Job was able to fight with Jehovah over the fact that Satan got him illegally convicted and Job still lived past Moses’s expiration date. So Job is higher than Moses. Thanks to Job, we can put things in writing like wow fuck you Jehovah for putting me here at Niagara County Jail 3 years ago, a month ago, and still today.”