Luke Wenke mailed this letter to the federal judge overseeing his case while detained at the Orleans County Jail in April 2024.
Luke Wenke – Letter #126
April 16th, 2024
To read a typed version of the letter, scroll past the PDF viewer.
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #126
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 1
“Katie’s willingness to call the Orleans County Jail without having been told to do so by anybody in this court situation1 in an attempt to get me in trouble has put her in checkmate in terms of this situation. ‘Repeat offender’ and ‘pattern of activity’ the court system has to say about people who find themselves in the criminal position. Katie went to jail once for selling drugs2 while she was an N.Y.U. student; at least that’s what I recall her saying to me and my mother Janet McCaul when I found myself at Niagara County Jail early 2022. So she knows what a repeat offender is as well as pattern of activity. She was not instructed to lie to the [city] Police about me September 2023, she very clearly did so herself.3 April 2024 she does the same thing again; she called Orleans County Jail complaining about what I had to say over these letters to the court.4 I know integrity and truth are serious values acknowledged by this courtroom so I highly doubt anyone is giving her whiteout to scribble out anything I am saying over these letters after I send them out from this place and once they reach the court to put things down in writing I wouldn’t otherwise say. Or did I just write that prior sentence in Luke Wenke’s handwriting and smudge Luke Wenke’s fingerprints all over this paper in an attempt to cover up what else might be going on behind the scenes in terms of this case?
I’m growing quite weary of asking redundant questions, so it’s time for new ones. Olean Police Officer Pavlock knows who Katie [last name] is. He doesn’t legally answer to this case in the courtroom; not yet at least. Is he willing to befriend whichever [city] Police Officer Katie lied to September 2023 so they can both join forces and introduce themselves to the New York State Troopers who documented Katie as a ‘schizophrenic’5 on paper in 2022 after my mother called on her? How exactly is this courtroom going to trust Katie’s ever growing list of…”
1. Yes, I called the Orleans County Jail to inform them of some serious and patently absurd allegations Luke Wenke was making against their staff members. My hope was that the jail would be interested in and capable of monitoring his outgoing mail so that his letters containing false accusations toward and arguably slanderous (and degrading) statements about myself and others would stop reaching the court and being posted on a public records platform that anyone in the U.S. can access. The staff member I spoke with seemed pretty surprised and even amused (but not in a good way) by the information, so I assumed he would say something to Wenke, but I didn’t ask him to talk to Wenke for me. I was simply passing on the information. What the jail staff chose to do with it is their business!
2. Untrue. I’ve never been to jail, and I don’t have any misdemeanours or felonies on my record.
3. I’ve never lied to any law enforcement agency about Luke Wenke, and I’ve never even spoken with the police department specified in this letter about Luke Wenke.
4. This statement essentially proves that Luke Wenke knew his letters were accessible to me; it can therefore be reasonably inferred that he knew his letters were being posted on a publicly accessible records platform. This is why I don’t believe his bullshit claims about how he didn’t realise these letters were publicly available when he found out about this website and pitched the hissy fit of the century.
5. Unlike Luke Wenke and his mother’s prejudiced and judgmental attitudes toward mental illness (which would, perhaps, partially explain why he’s so resistant to treatment), I do not believe mental illness is anything to feel ashamed of. But I’m not schizophrenic. I’ve never been diagnosed with schizophrenia, nor has any medical expert ever expressed suspicions that I suffer from it. The police also never accused me of being schizophrenic or questioned whether I suffer from it. I’m actually in the process of obtaining all relevant documents from the incident in question so I can verify that nothing of the sort was ever mentioned in a police report, thereby further disproving Wenke’s lies.
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 2
“…public safety concerns as I try to get that blighted Olean house for her? Check the recorded Orleans County Jail phone calls, my sister [name] said she still has a picture of Katie pulling her hair making angry snorting noises on camera. 7 years after the Bubonic Plague, women property ownership skyrocketed. It’s not been 7 years since Covid. History repeats itself; all the women who are the Biblical definition of a ‘concubine’ need to be bought off after all the war, famine, and disease finally subsides. It’s been over 10 years since Katie put ‘divorced’ on her Facebook relationship status after refusing to have kids with [ex-husband]. Katie’s lifelong sugar bitching is a borderline money laundering/extortion indictment waiting to happen.1 Do it. I dare somebody to. Get the newest Harvard Ivy League alumni at the prosecutor’s office to indict her accordingly, have Kellen Quigley at the Olean Times Herald to publish the article on Facebook (he remembers Katie), tag former Talty’s employee [Katie’s ex-boyfriend] down below (Katie sure did abuse [ex-boyfriend]’s 6 digit salary so hard he wound up homeless) and let’s dig up more on Katie’s sugar bitching past.2 Maybe her N.Y.U. drug dealing past, too…#MDMA2014
Maybe Joe Exotic’s federal medical center can cure Katie [last name]’s New York State documented schizophrenia. Either we put her there for 11 months so she can eventually get expunged after the federal equivalent to New York State’s Clean Slate Act passes into law, or we get the previously mentioned police officers to escort me and her in between those face to face meetings required to get her that Olean blighted house I know Bill Aiello and John Crawford of the Olean city government can help me acquire to put into her name, have Housing and Urban Development pay Kevin Dougherty’s work crew to fix up for her, and then she can be…”
1. In some letters, Luke Wenke writes that men are unwilling to procreate with me. In this letter, he claims that I refused to have children with my ex-husband. He says it like it’s a bad thing, but forgoing parenthood with the wrong partner was probably one of the smartest decisions I’ve ever made. The allegations about financial crimes are completely false and pulled from thin air.
2. I dated the ex-boyfriend Luke Wenke is referencing in this letter for two months in 2013. He did not have a six-figure income, nor did I come anywhere close to seeing the fruits of his labour (he was going through a divorce at the time). I actually lost a lawsuit against this man (whose representation in the case was free). I accepted the judge’s ruling, because that’s what an adult does, but I’m pointing this out simply to highlight the sheer absurdity of Luke Wenke’s completely imaginary tall tales.
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 3
“[UPPER MARGIN: Psst…this place doesn’t have sausage patties and hard boiled eggs for breakfast like Niagara County Jail did. No microwaves for us to use, no pull up bars to exercise, and broken plumbing in three rooms in my section of the building. Richard Greer is in here complaining about losing muscle mass since coming here and protein deficient meals. Staff is fine, but hardly any hot meals.]”
“…the Eternal Leader of the Olean Stray Cat Society so her army of feline warriors can meow very loudly at and scratch any potential order of protection violaters in the future on Katie’s behalf. Men who don’t want their own kids just like Katie very clearly don’t even have the energy to deal with Katie’s N.Y. government documented schizophrenia so we must protect Katie accordingly.1
New questions to ask, yes yes, no not redundant ones over these letters to the court. How oh how will this group of people presently attached to this interstate order of protection on overkill (a word used in the courtroom late 2023 by an Italian born the same year as my mother) keep a forever watchful eye on one another? Do we accomplish this feat by replacing the pyramid with the Illuminati eye on the back of the dollar bill with John L. Sinatra’s face? No I don’t think that will work. Let’s keep thinking.
Ron the Investigator (as he is named out on paper) has seen me unchained out in public before, April 2023 to be exact. No evidence came from me in that video recorded gas station parking lot. So so good to see him once again here at Orleans County Jail on Friday April 5th in the same office where, 4 days later, I was informed Katie [last name] called this place to complain about me. Ron and Katie have met face to face early 2022, as well. They talked about a lot of things. Neither of them had a reason in 2022 to lie about anything. Ron fist bumped me the prison fist bump in that gas station parking lot April 2023 after we got done talking. Awful lot of talking went on in that office room I mentioned in the third sentence of this paragraph. So many questions about who is Katie [last name] in that office where I saw Ron the Investigator several days beforehand. I talked about how Katie likes to type from home for work for married wealthy lawyers…”2
1. Luke Wenke has a very noticeable habit of speaking in terms of “we,” as if someone other than himself is on board with his ludicrous and ill-conceived suggestions, proposals, ideas, and false allegations. Luke Wenke is the only person I can think of (other than, perhaps, the Foot Soldier) who wants me wrongfully thrown in jail/prison for crimes I didn’t commit. There’s no “we” about it. I think he does this to try intimidating people, i.e. by trying to make it seem like multiple individuals are united against his target.
2. Luke Wenke seems to believe that I work for the victim he served prison time for cyberstalking (referred to on this website as “[Victim-1]”) as a paralegal. I do not work for Luke Wenke’s cyberstalking victim, I’ve never worked for Luke Wenke’s cyberstalking victim, and I’ve never trained or worked as a paralegal.
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 4
“[UPPER MARGIN: I am in here donating stamps, envelopes, paper, and pens to Michael Regan. My fingerprints may be on his stuff. He says he’s lost 40 pounds since 2020. On a side note, my cousin [name] was 56 when he got with 15 year old [name]. Carl Paladino knows [cousin].]”
“…and I talked about how Katie doesn’t like Damani [last name] anymore.1 Are Ron the Investigator and Katie [last name] still talking after 2 years of knowing each other? I know that Frank Passafiume talked to Katie [last name] on the phone before Katie slammed the phone down on Frank after making bare allegations against Frank that he will never be able to afford to pay Katie for her private stay at home legal secretary work.
Yes yes those are definitely bare allegations from Katie against Frank because alot of people are talking about Frank Passafiume and Fonda Kubiak new incoming private federal litigation office to Ellicottville called ‘716FEDS’. After reading through my case paperwork together, they were so inspired by [Victim-1] and [Victim-1’s business partner]’s shared floor of an obscure Minneapolis skyscraper where they share a urinal together that Frank and Fonda decided to explore the idea of opening a private firm partnership in Ellicottville called ‘716FEDS’. So many local government officials back home are talking about 716FEDS and all that it will accomplish, such as contracting the U.S. Space Force into Siemens Dresser Rand of Olean and getting a federal halfway house complex for sex offenders built in Ellicottville through my cousin [name]’s friend Carl Paladino so they can all go work at Holiday Valley where Canadian tourists don’t bother to ask questions about what exactly did their ski lift operator conveniently named Kenneth Ritchie did long ago. Through my en masse letter sending and phone calls, I managed to motivate Salamanca Planning Board member Michael Crick of [address] about Frank and Fonda’s new 716FEDS firm since Michael has a cousin in prison for life he needs help exonerating. Michael makes…”
1. Luke Wenke is referring to a man he was detained with at the Niagara County Jail following his arrest in early 2022. All-too-aware of Wenke’s tendency to grossly overshare, I had warned him not to give my full name, address, phone number, or any other personal information to fellow inmates. Just days later, a recently-released gentleman called me and told me that Luke said I was a prostitute who would use drugs with him. He asked me to have sex with him for $100. This was the final straw that prompted me to end my friendship with Luke Wenke (which I had been contemplating doing for a long time already due to his mistreatment).
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 5
“[UPPER MARGIN:Psst…Richard Greer told me he is guilty about looking at that stuff, but Article III Section 2 of the Constitution absolutely applies to his ‘I lived in Canada from 2014-2022’ claims. Have John Sinatra serve as Vilardo’s checkpoint and go slap a Catholic school ruler on Vilardo’s desk over the matter.]”
“…alot of money through his Seneca Nation of Indians money and he says he is a Lilydale N.Y. accredited medium. I recall Krystie of the Buffalo F.B.I. telling me in the car January 2022 how sexy she thinks men who go to Lilydale truly are. I think Krystie and Ron the Investigator should together go investigate how truly excited for 716FEDS Michael Crick truly is. With my dead great-great-grandfather as my witness to my conversations with Michael Crick, M.C. does not like Salamanca’s houses not being painted and he doesn’t like the downtown area being as abandoned as it is.
In fact, I think it’s time to stop the game of smoke and mirrors and I think it’s time for all of us to start investigating on behalf of all sides of the court. Who truly did begin this ‘716FEDS’ business concept to begin with? John Nelson of the Nelson Law Firm left the old Ellicottville office behind to go deejay in England during Covid. At least that’s what his friend Chad Neal (employee of Madigan’s last I recall) told me. We need to go investigate how truly serious Olean city payroll occupant Kevin [last name] (former councilman, too) of [address] truly is when he says he is willing to help fix up the 716FEDS office of Ellicottville free of charge with his work crew and also help round up people to donate money to pay one year of rent for 716FEDS in exchange for V.I.P. office priority service. Last I recall, Jay Ovsiovitch with U.S. Appeals even knows about 716FEDS. Who does that guy talk to? I don’t even know what he looks like. Kevin may need to know Jay in case Olean’s embezzlement accusations catch up to him in the end.
The court has fully acknowledged that Katie sends letters to the court.”
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 6
“I haven’t read what she said. Did she tell the court about Robert Albert Bruyer’s former no contact sparring dojo of Olean?1 How about Dr. Barry Broughton of A.K.T. of Olean? What if we made those two work together to create First Step Act credits for violent offenders to take classes in prison so [Victim-1] can pass it into law and take all the credit for himself? Punching bags, not bank tellers for people like Kashika Speed. We give [Victim-1] a satellite office in Olean so he can exclusively represent my Uncle Walt [last name] and his former employee Dr. John Crawford of the Olean Common Council’s former employer Siemens Dresser Rand. How about that idea? We defund the Pentagon, we hire my godmother’s son Kellen Dwyer (currently a Pentagon employee) to help manage [Victim-1]’s Olean satellite office he’ll fly to visit at the Olean Airport, Olean area prosecutor’s assistant [name] is rescued from her former welfare fraud ways to be the assistant manager of [Victim-1]’s Siemens Dresser Rand satellite office, [Victim-1] donates money to Olean to help sponsor police cameras all over the telephone poles so that way if Katie’s army of cats escape, her employer can help track them down. If Katie types from home at the laptop hard enough for her current employer then maybe she can buy a chalet Ellicottville so she can be within walking distance to 716FEDS.
My goodness, so many great ideas to keep everyone here permanently in check so Katie can’t call Orleans County Jail forever treating them like the new 911 for Damani [last name]. What else shall we do for each other? We want bare allegations to evolve into promises made, promises kept. I am so very safe and there is so much good…”
1. I actually did mention Mr. Bruyer in one of my letters to the court, but Luke Wenke would probably be disappointed to learn that I didn’t say anything mean. I wrote about how Wenke went cruelly out of his way to try ruining an honest businessman’s life because he was upset that the owner could no longer offer him a paid position as a karate instructor. And how my personal feelings about the business owner don’t matter, because no one deserves what Luke Wenke did to that man. I also wrote about how Luke Wenke’s smear campaign against Bruyer caused me to feel a distinctive type of dread about what Luke Wenke might do to me someday if I ever upset him or tried to disentangle from him.
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 7
“[UPPER MARGIN: Psst…is Bill Clinton Judge Michael J. Davis far too old and complacent in his career to say things like ‘Freedom To Assemble with Hamas, Freedom of Speech to talk about whatever we want with Hamas, and no Conspiracy Entrapments on U.S. citizens during the Israel/Gaza conflict’? No wonder Donald Trump said on tv self-hating blacks and Jews vote Democrat.]”
“…credible evidence coming this court’s direction soon proving such. Do feel free to ask Officers Stover and Walker back at Allenwood how I helped crackdown on the source of that K.2. drug even my last week at that place. Thanks to my hard work, all corrections officers now have to make copies of legal papers as opposed to giving originals. Officer Stover, Officer Walker. A guy, a girl. Ask.
What exactly does Brett [last name] do for a living? I honestly never knew. He and Lauren [last name] both like psychology, though I think we help them out by giving them part-time but 6 digit paying jobs at the North Carolina federal medical center where I think Joe Exotic is. We then change Katie’s legal address to the [Ryan’s parents]’ address so she is 500 miles or less away from a B.O.P. location best suited for her needs, address her schizophrenia accordingly, and then relocate her to that Olean house we will get her once she’s done. Once Katie’s schizophrenia is solved, we recuse Brett and Lauren of their psychology checkups on Katie and we give them more federally sponsored work transporting illegal immigrants to Olean from North Carolina so Kevin Bartholomew’s friend Carl Paladino can pay them to repave Olean’s sidewalks. We can’t let Brett retire to Argentina unwatched like he told me he wants to do back in 2021. Will he homeschool his two younger sons to attack Argentinian police stations next?
This is getting exhausting writing out all the solutions to this issue. My wrist hurts. Is [probation officer]’s supervisor putting his arm around Katie when [personal information about Katie’s family] so together they can forge my handwriting, smudge my fingerprints…”
Luke Wenke #126 – Page 8
“[UPPER MARGIN: It’s fun and productive talking to the government over letters! Is Katie still writing letters to the court? She needs more paid work to keep busy for once.]”
“…accordingly, write this jail’s address at the top left accordingly, and send the envelopes to the court out accordingly? Or am I making more bare allegations? How long do d.n.a. tests results work on vaginas? Reasonable suspicion to believe Katie abuses birth control pills after all these years of maintaining the last name ‘[last name]’, so waiting 9 months for a d.n.a. test has to have alternative solutions. All I know is the Ancestry D.N.A. test result that said my mother is inbred.
We need to take down the Libertarian Party using civil court R.I.C.O. laws strategies. The hell with their court conservatorship over Joe Biden. Look what Libertarian affiliation did to me.
Has my father registered to vote in New York state yet? Don’t let him illegally vote in Florida. I hope his mother-in-law’s V.I.S.A. is up to date so she doesn’t get deported.
Why can’t Joe Biden just federally decriminalize marijuana already? Don’t let Katie die of birth control overdose. She needs a total replacement to that 2014 Brooklyn apartment M.D.M.A.
I paid Buffalo Hypnosis $100 June 2023 before I became Arthur Hubbard’s cellmate at Chautauqua County. Let me go [illegible] like a fully consented adult on my own accord.
-Luke Marshal Wenke
Permanently Former Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman”
Categories: Court documents: letters; drugs, false allegations: conspiracy, drug dealing, fabricating evidence, financial crimes, forgery, lying to police, schizophrenia; Katie Obsession
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