Luke Wenke mailed this letter to the federal judge overseeing his case while detained at the Orleans County Jail in Albion, New York in March 2024. In it, he proposes various so-called “settlement offers” for squaring away his criminal case, apparently unaware that the best way to get the authorities out of his life would be to follow the rules and conditions set forth by the court.

Luke Wenke – Doc. #117
March 11^th, 2024

To read a “transcribed” version of this letter, scroll past the PDF viewer. 🙂

Luke Wenke #117 – Page 1

“SETTLEMENT OFFERS

Make me sign local police orders of protection with [Victim-1] and Katie to reduce this issue down to local courts. Transfer my fingerprints over to Minnesota, North Carolina, New York State Troopers and the [city] Police.

Establish an interstate order of protection system to prevent cases like this ever again.

– Homeland Security and all DMVs work together in depth.

– Federal police cameras on all state border lines on back roads and highways. (A.I.)

– More tow truck drivers contracted into Homeland Security to tow violators back to their states.

– U.S. Space Force and Homeland Security work together to track people’s movements.

– S.M.S. texts updating local criminal court victims on if their aggressor is approaching their state.

– Homeland Security and FAA track violators’ flight movements.

– Local, county, and state police all receive training workshops through Homeland Security for this.

– Put someone in this type of situation in jail long enough to have their information sent to the state where they need to be known/watched, and/or to be towed back home by Homeland Security if they violate.

– Only local and county courtrooms would have to deal with this and they need tangible evidence that all parties involved even know each other (all local and county courtrooms in the country then obtain each other’s contact info).

Reconciliation (The Berlin Wall eventually fell…)

I would be willing to get a city owned blighted house in Olean through the city government to put into Katie’s name and help getting a federal loan/grant to pay an Olean city official with a local handyman business to fix it up for her is possible on my end. Taking my substitute teaching/martial arts teaching/community theatre directing resume and applying it to designing a Buddhist Tummo meditation FSA class for violent offenders and a History of Pedophile Punishment FSA class for sex offenders so [Victim-1] can get that passed into law and take the credit for himself. Getting Brett contracted into fixing the water infrastructure for all of Carl Paladino’s properties since it is my mother’s side who knows Carl.

Take those court documented statements and do whatever you want with them.”