Luke Wenke - "Orange is the new black for that redhead"

In this letter, sent from the federal MCC Chicago detention facility in late October/early November 2024, Luke Wenke falsely accuses me of stealing his car, breaking into his house, and stealing his crusty BDSM gear. He demands my arrest and imprisonment and fantasizes about me hooking up with one of the people involved in his case (whom I’ve never met in person) inside his filthy house while the man wears a photo of Luke Wenke taped to his face.

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Luke Wenke – #162-1
November 5^th, 2024 – Page 1

“20 stamps, a box of envelopes, and a whole new pad of lined paper for me this week. As long as this drags on and on, my letters are gonna keep getting sent out into the void demanding things like early voting absentee ballots. David DiPietro’s, George Borrello’s, and Carl Paladino’s came first today. I have a high opinion of myself today and I have confidence in my capabilities when I don’t have a bunch of governmental obstacles standing in my way Ronald Reagan once warned all the Yuppies about. Next on my list is a Nancy Pelosi Congress rubber stamp approved official nobody ever saw on WIVB or WGRZ before he got imported in from Malibu or whatever Hollywood suburb that went Hillary Clinton’s way in 2016. Carpetbaggers are douchebags. Carpetbaggers can’t get our shows on Shea’s Theatre Stage.

As long as a xx35 years of age [city] NY redhead is going to keep breaking into my house with a recent police report to back up my claims so she can go into the bedroom closest to the top of the stairs putting all of that kinbaku rope on her along with the cuffs and the collar/muzzle hybrid hanging on the wall last I saw it while making [probation officer] wear a paper bag over his face with a printed photograph of me on the bag, I am more than happy to dial it up a notch and ask that charges be placed on her for what she did to my car early 2022 with my father Kevin [last name], Ron the Investigator, and Marianne Mariano witness to my claims. Do federal grand theft auto charges…”

Luke Wenke #162-1 – Page 2

“…exist? It’s been a few years since my mother told the truth about the issue to NY state Troopers. That NY state Trooper put on paper that she appeared schizophrenic at the front door. But why did that NY state Trooper not follow through on pressing charges on her after the phone call with my mother? Is it because she’s younger than my mother and redheaded? Glad my second cousin Chris Giardini Jr. is a NY state Trooper now so he can look into what happened. The phone call at Orleans County Jail with her knowing what room I was in magically and conveniently disappeared, you all competently remember that one. Now there’s a police report about someone trying to break into my house recently. Time to mix it up a bit and ask that she gets indicted over my car. Make it an 11 months misdemeanor petty larceny conviction. Allenwood women’s edition will be good for her. She lied about Frank earlier this year, I bet Frank would even advocate for this. She can go meet new clients for her Minnesota employer in Allenwood women’s edition and then when she’s out he can help her get it expunged. I never broke into anyone’s homes to make this case happen. We can start making people talk on my behalf as opposed to against me by mixing it up a bit and getting this federal grand theft auto/petty larceny case going on her. What a great 11 month vacation perfect for a redhead hothead. Ask me to testify in court and the first thing I’ll ask is what are the statute of limitations for this potential situation? Orange is the new black for that redhead.”

Luke Wenke #162-1 – Page 3

“If I testify in court to the two other male strangers who I never even met face to face, what will the stenographer type that I said in court? She shushed me in court when I was sadly remanded before Christmas for no reason. Is stenographers typing up a bunch of things I didn’t actually say in court so I can get indicted and convicted of making false statements in court unsentenced with inordinate delays in violation of this alleged Rule 32 I learned about here in Chicago a thing? Byron Brown was recently bought out of his Mayor position for a higher paying job, and I know that this judge in 2021 rejected paperwork concerning his primary opponent the nurse. Does the stenographer who shushed me before Christmas also have a stay at home typing job with a Minnesota attorney I never met? Uh-oh thpaghetti Ohths, conflicts of interest galore here in the era of Cashapp Bitcoin salaries.

Officer Nelson and Officer Watkins did a pleasant job analyzing my stellar competency. My competency is through the roof. When this Chicago skyscraper jail I’m currently at as I send this out locks us all in our rooms day after day as an act of punishment for the actions of a handful few, I know enough to shit in the toilet and nowhere else so my cellmate Marcos Loera…”

Luke Wenke #162-1 – Page 4

“Torress can peacefully have conversations with me about how he’s El Chapo’s third cousin. Hopefully Officers Nelson and Watkins weren’t standing outside the building every day before work being cornered by people meeting midway in between Buffalo NY and Minneapolis MN and Hampstead NC. This is a conveniently located midway point for those three cities.

I’m a competent not-broken record. I can come up with new things to say in writing as well as old ones like where’s my early voting absentee ballot. Everyone whoever met Carl Paladino and Carl himself are going to be informed about the likelihood of them getting subpoenad into court to answer to the fact that they all know Judge Carolyn Giardini’s family. Judge Giardini’s family was once subjected to dinner courtesy state senator George Borrello’s credit card, Judge Giardini’s oldest grandson remembers Assemblyman David DiPietro’s wife [name] liking all his pictures on his Facebook, Judge Giardini’s first cousin used to give taxi rides to Carl Paladino’s nephew while he was dating a [city] NY redhead over Facebook Messenger.”

Luke Wenke #162-1 – Page 5

“Why is the former Vice-Chair of the Cattaraugus County Libertarian Party [name] on a recorded phone call at this Chicago facility knowing that I sent David DiPietro a letter a few weeks ago? Call [name] at [phone number] and ask him why. [Name] was never on good terms with the local SWAT team. [Name] was always on good terms with NY Libertarian C—- [last name] of Binghamton’s Anonymous fan club computer hackers. [Name] wants to be a Democrat Mayor of Olean for 40 years. He is likely gearing up to become one by suing Bill Aiello’s lying Olean Police Force.

Families of judges are facing judges these days. No wonder Stroehmann’s Bakery of Olean closed recently. Nothing productive gets done when families of judges are facing judges. Looks like my cellmate Marcos Loera Torress can get out of his free speech ‘let’s go sell drugs’ case so he can buy that Stroehmann’s building to turn into a Mexican food factory. He has the money from selling drugs. I know another judge’s family with the same”