The Luke Wenke Files

…where internet yelling meets the public record

An example of how I was treated during our friendship.

LETTER: Luke Wenke Touts Himself as a Feminist, Whines That the Judge Hurt His Feelings

LETTER: Luke Wenke Touts Himself as a Feminist, Whines That the Judge Hurt His Feelings

Luke Wenke mailed the following letter to the Robert H. Jackson U.S. Courthouse in Buffalo, New York in April of 2024 while detained at the Orleans County Jail in Albion, New York. In it, he:

  • Accuses the people involved in his case of taking “undeserved jabs” at his character.

  • Refers to his circumstances NOT as the product of his poor choices, but as something that “happened to me,” indicating a continued refusal/failure to take accountability for his actions while blaming everyone but himself.

  • Insists he supports female empowerment while stating that housewives are “obsolete” in his family, indicating that he sees homemakers as inferior (which contradicts feminist ideologies that encourage women to pursue their desired lifestyle). It’s also probably worth mentioning an unrelated debacle that took place in 2019 when he allegedly made a rape joke on a Facebook comment thread (if you know, you know)

  • Hurls insults at the judge while calling him by his first name (I’ve never seen any other court overlook such disrespectful behavior the way this one did; it’s therefore no wonder, in my opinion, that Wenke felt authorized to run them over and never seemed to take his case seriously)

  • Calls one of the prosecutors who worked the case, Assistant U.S. Attorney David Rudroff, a “red nosed r*tard” while also mocking the U.S. Marshal who was assigned to his case

  • Discusses his past conversations about feminism with a seemingly sexist pedophile and fellow inmate

  • Describes his cyberstalking victim as the “son of a bitch” who “did this to him,” further pointing toward a lack of remorse and a refusal to admit wrongdoing on even a baseline level

  • Denies being mentally ill or a public safety threat

  • Implies that he’s sick of claims that I sleep with married corrections officers at his jail, even though he’s the only person I know of who ever tried to spread that rumor (as evidenced by a previous letter to the court from less than two weeks earlier)

  • Claims he’s done “lodging insults” at me, which lasted about as long as anyone who’s familiar with Wenke’s behavior would probably expect (in other words, not very long)

USA v. Luke Wenke – Letter
April 22nd, 2024

CASE #1:22-cr-00035, DOC. #127

Katie Mentions: 4

To read a “transcribed” version of the letter, scroll past the PDF viewer. 🙂

USA v. Luke Wenke – Letter – Doc. #127 – 1:22-cr-00035 – 04/22/2024

Luke Wenke #127 – Page 1:

“While the tears are still fresh and the heart all torn apart thanks to the ongoing nightmare of undeserved jabs at my sense of character, allow me to tell the court how I feel the day of April 17th, the day after the 16th. Nobody ever made me feel this way about myself since my former stepfather… JOHN, I am talking to YOU.

“The word ‘sorry’ is absolutely in my vocabulary much to everyone’s disbelief. Fonda Kubiak is who is getting it first, though. While everyone makes inaccurate assessments about my character on a daily basis in this extraordinarily upsetting chapter of my life, don’t think I am one of the guys who talks shit to women. I want women owning their own property, I was actually a Hillary defender and voter after having a New Yorkers For Bernie Sanders Facebook page in 2016. I always hated seeing the deadbeat fathers my age or older who do nothing for the mothers who do all the work, and I am from a family on both sides where housewives are obsolete. My sister … was a linebacker for the Salamanca Warriors and we always compared her to Agatha Trunchbull, my mother Janet was born with macular degeneration, never was able to drive, taught piano from home once I was born three months after she married my father Kevin (the guy who sits in the back of the room getting all upset no matter what song John and his fucking washboard band he calls a court plays every morning at 2 Niagara Square) and I was 21 watching my own mother give birth to … back in 2013. You all know I met …’s paternal half brother Michael [last name] at Cattaraugus County Jail for the first time ever. My mother’s mother was the Italian Judge of Carrollton, NY, and her mother was the first woman on the Olean Police Force. The grandmother who is still alive is descended from the Mayflower Pilgrims and she found herself attractive to someone I was in high school with who didn’t realize she was a 40 years senior grandmother to me. I taught my own stepmother … how to drive.

“So you all see me in leather and fucking latex all over my court files but no you may not call me a woman hater. Nothing but inaccurate judgments on my character in this…”

Luke Wenke #127 – Page 2:

“…Robert H. Jackson United States Courthouse family and friends club. So I will gladly keep correcting all the Harvard Ivy League douchebags over writing in this courtroom. You are all one big Family Guy episode of the Supreme Court picking up cherries with your buttholes among yourselves. Thinking about John (your honor, my ass) made me feel like shit today the 17th so what’s the point in stopping.

“Fonda Dawn Kubiak is first in line for the apology from me. Nobody else at the Robert H. Jackson boys and girls club gets one from me. I did not have to handle August and September the way I did. Frank said Fonda tears bullshit up in the court. Yes she does, David Rudroff the red nosed retard accused me of being jobless and without family back in May 2023. Fonda said nope sit down and get it right David. I am in here telling Richard Greer yes women defense lawyers can do things. Richard doesn’t think so. I was never like this with women. You people up at that building need to understand how it feels to be in chains and supervised when you don’t even know the son of a bitch who did this to you over 2 years ago. Go do this, go do that, the court says this and the court said that. This one went to Princeton, that one went to Yale, Krystie had Andrew’s kid while they were at Hogwarts and John stands by the high school going heh heh high school girls I keep getting older they stay the same age like on Family Guy. You people do not get how this feels.

“So Fonda gets the I am sorry from me. I am sending her that too. It is the court that was not sensitive to the 140 mile round trip drive 3 times a week back in August and September. Since Frank Passafiume told me he is leaving the country soon, Fonda has my court statement written permission to see the papers of my case.

“I am not a public safety, I am not a threat to society, I am not mentally ill. I think all you people do is stage everything before we all stand up for Judge Judy so you say things to provoke a response from me. Not very consistent to like…”

Luke Wenke #127 – Page 3:

“…Dr. Rutter’s July 2023 analyses of me oh but then the next guy who takes from January to April to get from start to finish he gives the same medical opinion but with a baseless ‘threat to society’ bunch of bullshit off to the side. It was the George Floyd protests. Police officer kills black man. It was 2020. 4 years after Bernie Sanders. Sierra … became Olean’s George Floyd. Knock off the Harvard Ivy League douchebag bullshit. Don’t like me saying this in writing? Not used to grown adults defending themselves? No wonder Donald Trump is coming back.

“B.O.P. doesn’t put people more than 500 miles from home. Nearest federal medical center is in North Carolina. Am I changing my writing address to the [Ryan’s family]? It takes a new indictment and change to do that to someone anyways. Thought you all went to law school? Who wrote this letter to the court again? The U.S. Marshal with the fat face and a fleece jacket that says U.S. Marshals on it who mocks our case right to our face in the backroom as we eat expired 7/11 food before court? How did that guy get my handwriting and my fingerprints this time around? Subpoena him.

“2019, I got along with both George Borrello and Austin Morgan after Cathy Young resigned. She resigned because NYC treated her badly. April 17th, 2024, I am comparing John to my high school band teacher who had an active student resistance force against him. Nobody ever made me feel this way. You don’t have a significant other on your Wikipedia and you are in your 50s. Maybe if Emma Timblin didn’t push me away for Anton Oliverio back in middle school, my life would not have gone this way. Face it, Covid fucked up both of our social lives. You have made me happy plenty of times as I sit there trying to come to terms with life up to that point, but then you always find a way to ruin it for me. There is no other way to sum you up, John.

“Katie and I know better than this. She knows this. I am sick of this ‘Katie is having affairs with Orleans County Jail corrections officers’ nonsense. It’s not legal to ship her off to…”

Luke Wenke #127 – Page 4:

“…a federal medical center 500+ miles away either. Sylvia Browne thought her family had 300 years of schizophrenia so maybe Katie should look into that. So I am done with the insults lodged at Katie.

“Why did I not drive down to the Carolinas September 2020 to introduce myself to Brett [Ryan’s dad] and company like a normal person? It was under awkward circumstances. Who the hell introduces themselves to another guy’s family after a conspiracy entrapment arrest; nobody. Brett got Moderna because of me.

“[Victim] told me over that app early 2021 to pray. Well Arthur Hubbard at Chautauqua County Jail July 2023 showed me prayer. It’s April 17th, 2024, John Sinatra makes me feel bad about myself in chains, so [victim] can know that now it is Elisha who came after Elijah helping me emotionally today. What we are capable of doing, Elisha was way before Jesus. Master Zhou of California’s Qigong plus spirit channelling is Elisha and Jesus bringing people back from the dead. As if [victim] thought I was a Satan worshipper. [Victim] should know that this life crisis made me want to get confirmed at St. John’s. I was never confirmed.

“This stuff happens to people for a reason. It is the people I have met over these last 2 years who have helped me understand my life better. Maybe I say Harvard Ivy League douchebag if I am upset at the court but I may be better off than alot of the people I have met these last 2 years. We are now in here with a 35 year old black man who won’t tell us his name but he’s from Baltimore and he feels kidnapped by Sanford Church of this county. He says Hairspray with Christopher Walken and John Travolta is absolutely still Baltimore.

“I know B.O.P. logistics but John Sinatra still made me feel bad. Fonda got the apology first. I know where I’ve made people feel bad, too. Where is the equilibrium?”