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EMAIL: Luke Wenke Predicts My “Very Sudden Demise,” Says the End Is “Soon”

EMAIL: Luke Wenke Predicts My “Very Sudden Demise,” Says the End Is “Soon”

USA v. Luke Wenke – Email
November 6th, 2025

CASE #1:22-cr-00035, DOC. #239

Katie Mentions: 14

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USA v. Luke Wenke – Email – Doc. #239 – 01:22-cr-00035 – 11/05/2025

From: Luke Wenke

To: Judge Sinatra

Subject: Christianity Or Bust

Luke Wenke #239 – Page 1:

“Frank Sinatra was too primitive for that type of music loved by an anonymous yet famed 14 year long regional piano tuner who has been face to face with Jesus Christ himself as of a dream had at CCA of Youngstown OH summer 2024. The next day, Dylan Keckler was the cellmate; do look up his charges. Dylan then said to me ‘Jesus said I can’t kill you’.

“It is legally possible that Supreme Prince Emperor Jesus Christ himself is hacking everyone’s electronic devices and demanding that all Jews and Muslims get baptized Catholic by Christmas otherwise the 7th Plague from Revelation will hit sooner than expected.

“Yes hello it is I, Judge Giardini’s surviving oldest grandson. Her grandfather Professor Ergildo Martinelli of St. Bonaventure University played organ for a Pope over a century ago.

“The No Kings protestors are an upsetting abomination to society because it is our duty as descendants of Adam and Eve to plot out the structure of a world government with Jerusalem as the highest city with of course Supreme Prince Emperor Jesus Christ as it’s reigning monarch.

“Vermine Supreme of Rockport MA claims to be a fascist we can trust. Turns out it is Jesus who is the fascist we can trust.

“Pre-2020 picture of Vermin Love Supreme and Gary Johnson 2016 Prostitution Legalization Expert Lauren Ashley T—–‘s son Benjamin Ryan [last name] standing together to be used in my lawsuit against Lauren Ashley T—– and the North Carolina Libertarian Party. I’m so happy outgoing Mayor Bill Aiello is making up for never having done anything for me and he’s…”

Luke Wenke #239 – Page 2:

not luke wenke angry balding white man sitting lawn chair outside condemned house jesus christ in the sky

“…setting me up with homosexual leaning Olean Police officers who are absolutely infatuated with me and will help me with those fingerprints I need from my wrecked house in Olean.

“Anyways back to a Christian world government which will make the Robert H Jackson US Courthouse shit it’s pants and confess it’s sins right on spot. Washington DC would then become something of a Futurama 3000 epicenter for world secular affairs with the 1 Samuel 28 / Lilydale NY validated ghost of Pontius Pilate legally eligible for the White House position; 2 terms and no more that is. Donald Trump’s head in a jar as depicted by Futurama would simply embezzle the United Nations building into the Trump Organization in the year 3000 AD. The Papacy thereby becoming a secretary position finalizing the world’s churches’ papers. Jerusalem outperforming anything Cyberpunk 2077 ever promised us.

“Christian prophets in my vicinity continue to predict America’s top paralegal for Hamas Katie [last name]’s very sudden demise as things continue to apparently catch up to her. Supreme King Emperor Jehovah did give us free will. What does America’s top paralegal for Hamas Katie [last name] do with her free will when the court grants her the right to see classified papers?

“It is legally possible Supreme Prince Emperor Jesus Christ himself is hacking everyone’s electronic devices to see when exactly and how much time passes between an employee of the court notifying Katie of this court’s email receiving something allegedly from me and when Katie publishes it on her website. Also to see who keeps giving Katie money to pay for the FOIL/FOIA costs. Wow keep the government shutdown going so Katie’s NY retired parents lose money to keep Katie afloat, as well as prior claims that Buffalo probation pays Katie.

“Released Oct 7th 2025; 2nd anniversary of Hamas’ invasion of Israel. I accept Supreme Prince Emperor Jesus Christ and his homosexual lover St. Peter (also a validated fact as of an April 2025 Biblically righteous dream had at Niagara County Jail) as the ultimate monarchs. Do people in Benjamin T—–‘s vicinity accept? Oh I absolutely had another dream at CCA May 2025, after I was sentenced without going into the courtroom, about the Book of Isaiah asking if I accepted. Does Katie accept Jesus? Katie is not worth paying attention to unless she does. She will need him in the end, and that’s apparently soon.

“So who with the court has it as their priority to notify Katie right away to look up through whatever publicly accessible medium she uses when ‘I’ send the court shit over email on the exact nanosecond of my sending it?

“Jesus is watching and he knows who. Jesus can absolutely hack electronic devices while being seated at the right hand of Jehovah.

“This includes America’s top paralegal for Hamas Katie [last name].

“Zieg Heil Supreme Prince Emperor Jesus Christ

“Galatians 5: Abolish the Laws of Moses”

Luke Wenke #239 – Page 3:

“The Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman evolved into Mega Charizard.

“James 2:14, get back to editing what I say to the court over email before publishing it on Katie’s non for profit website. Can’t dedicate 10% of your profits to church food charity drives if Katie’s website doesn’t have a merchandise section to supplement her needs during the government shutdown’s disruption of her parents’ NY retirement checks.”