The Luke Wenke Files

…where internet yelling meets the public record

An example of how I was treated during our friendship.

EMAIL: Luke Wenke Claims He Recruited a “Witness” to Falsely Implicate Me in Home Break-In

EMAIL: Luke Wenke Claims He Recruited a “Witness” to Falsely Implicate Me in Home Break-In

In the email below, Luke Wenke claims that he persuaded a local woman to vouch that she had seen me entering Wenke’s Olean traphouse and breaking things. This is impossible, because I haven’t been to Olean in many years, including during the time frame when this alleged break-in supposedly occurred. I wonder if the woman Wenke names as his so-called witness is really willing to falsely accuse me, a total stranger, of crimes I didn’t commit, or if Wenke simply decided that she was going to lie to law enforcement for him.

I certainly hope that if this young lady considered doing what Wenke said she was willing to do, that she also took a good look at the pitiful state of Luke Wenke’s life and realized that there’s a reason he has so many enemies and so few friends. But even if this woman followed through with what Wenke claims she’s going to tell the authorities, I’m not worried because I didn’t do those crimes. I’m pretty sure the police know how to appropriately consider their sources, and if they really needed me to, I could easily clear my name through phone location data and other records, which would show that I not only left the country for nearly half a year, but that I haven’t gone anywhere near Olean in nearly four years.

Not to mention, why would anyone break into the Leaning Shithole of Olean, AKA Luke Wenke’s traphouse? It’s biohazardous, structurally unsound, bird- and black-mold infested, hoarded, and filthy. There’s nothing worth stealing in it, and even a squatter would have to be at a complete lack of other accommodations in order to be willing to stay there. Luke Wenke makes it abundantly clear that he’s extremely proud of his house, but I don’t think anyone else shares his appreciation for the decrepit eyesore.

USA v. Luke Wenke – Email
November 7th, 2025

CASE #1:22-cr-00035, DOC. #240

Katie Mentions: 1

To read a “transcribed” version of the letter, scroll past the PDF viewer. 🙂

USA v. Luke Wenke – Letter – Doc. #240 – 1:22-cr-00035 – 11/06/2025

From: Luke Wenke

To: Judge Sinatra

Subject: Lawsuits with the Jaws theme song in the background.

Luke Wenke #240 – Page 1:

not luke wenke shirtless white man dirty bathroom bathtub dirty bathwater drugs crazed smile

“Yes they are slowly building up so the whole Sinatra family, which is probably embezzling itself into Hollywood, can get ready for this little mock Judge Judy episode.

“Cheyenne Redeye is a Seneca native of Salamanca and I can Pro Se sue SNI courts because they aren’t interpreting family court law to her liking. And then what she will do is provide paperwork proof of the fact that she was once a neighbor of mine on [address] and she has seen Katie [last name] going in and out of my house breaking things. Cheyenne will then help me get the whole neighborhood on board with this agenda item. And then my house will magically start fixing itself very quickly and it will become the $1 million Cattaraugus County Libertarian Party Museum with a life size cartoon picture of Judge Sinatra in the entrance saying ‘it all ended here’.

“You watch what I do in the long run. I am personally identifying this as the Trump Transgression Era. Suing courts in other courts is what happens when families of judges face judges in the 21st century. Judge Giardini’s family and Judge Sinatra’s family are supposed to host competing Italian food festivals, not the shit we did for 45 months.

“By the way Dee Watson of the North Carolina Libertarian Party once lived in Salamanca. Wow things are going in MY favor very much.

“How about the Sinatra children of the dinner table get busy preparing an international lawsuit at The Hague of The Netherlands demanding that North and South America be acknowledged as the United States of America and that they together recognize Donald Trump as their joint executive. From Alaska to Argentina, Sinatra dinner table members will bring those two continents together for a USA selfie in the Gulf of America.

“No drugs in the vicinity of Cheyenne Redeye will have any effect on her legal pursuits due to Peter Gerace of the Sinatra family’s production of Seneca territory in Salamanca with Cheyenne’s family’s permission.

“Ancient Israel had ecstasy. Legalize bath salts.”